Old Boys
Andrew Smith: a.k.a Pikey, God, Dwarfo.
Playing Position: Goal Hanger/Center forward.
Achievements: Strawpedoing a bottle of wine, 2 great scars, debut hat-trick (rookie!) Having knobbed your brothers girlfreind!, Impenetrable liver.
Fav' things: Booze, f***ing up frshers, drinking, Boobs (Lou's of course) and did I mention booze.
Pet Hates: Bitching women, people who don't drink, and people who don't let themselves be messed up.
Tits/Arse: Tits
Benjamin Cooper: Club Cunt: A.K.A Coops. Playing Position: Forward, Sweeper!you do the maths! Achievements: Choko behind Spa, Danni..(ask an old boy), Kitkat(hardly an achievement!), Mandy, Ludders, Bo selecta...many more!Hes a high achiever!Marjons Naked night...!,Losing his virginity in a graveyard, staying with Anna for 3 years.
Fave things: Big boobs, sex, Nike Id's, Hockey, kids,midget porn.
Pet Hates: Mould, small boobs.
Tits/Arse: BIG TITS

