1st Team Squad Profiles
Phil Pettit: Social Sec: A.K.A Snowball, Northern Monkey, Northern Scum, Philthy.....uh no.
Playing Position: Right back Achievements: Surviving and attending both tours in the first year. Many nakedness claims. Reviving savage at marjons. Spending the night in Halls and not being able to get it up!!!haha. Charlie Gough. Fave things: Boozing, getting naked, being laery, mining (marmite)?????.. Pet Hates: Southerners, brewers droop. Tits/Arse: Tits

